Roebucks Got Talent

Well what can I say apart from OMG.

Who would of thought a little idea would of gone so crazy

Thanks to everyone for supporting it, you people really are amazing.

Special thanks must go to

  • all the contestants. Some who have spent a fortune to compete
  • all the bar staff who worked tirelessly to keep you all watered
  • The Judges  Steve, Tina, Jayne and Deputy judge Lyn and a very heartfelt thanks to the main man Rob for supporting my madness for this.

Massive congratulations Harry no Styles on winning our first (yes first, we gonna do it all again) Roebucks Got Talent (2019) and claiming the prestigious trophy.

Enough ramblings now just going to leave you with Sues poem that was written for all the shenanigans.

Thank you thank you thank you.

The Roebucks Got Talent

This crazy idea came from The Buck Monday Club
What never should be in this quiet village pub
Lets have a Britains Got Talent in true Roebuck Style
They looked at each other and pondered a while

And so from this spark, the madness began
4 Judges were chosen and from there it just ran
There’s Tina and Steve, Lyn Rob and Jayne
I do think myself they’re just looking for fame

Up goes their paddles, acts voted in or out
And a golden balloon that’s pricked when there’s no doubt
Now the acts are ridiculous, made up I am sure
Simon Cowell would boo and say “this lot are poor”

But we are The Roebuck and once in that door
Something strange happens, I’m really not sure
From ventriloquist’s dummies, Dancing and nuns
To a huge gorilla that played on the drums

And Rock with his singers OHH UGG and AHH
All these people dream that they will go far
We had Liam Gallagher, the man from Oasis
Paul as the compare putting them through paces

Drawing on heads “ now was that a duck”
I don’t think the audience could really give a fuck
But people come together to make this place fun
The Spirit of occasion is second to none

If anyone passing should walk through the door
They would question themselves but still they’d want more
So the Sunday occasion that no one can knock
As always Roebuck people, We know  how to rock

The night has come for the final heat
When now the judges must take a back seat
Look and listen, and enjoy the ride
As each contestant performs with pride

They’ve fought a battle to gain top place
And now this is the final race
So Audience smile clap and cheer
Make your winner very clear

They have their passports in their hands
Knowing they travel to far off lands
So whatever happens here today
There’s only one more thing that I can say

Grab a drink, relax, get pissed
These acts today are not to be missed
Good luck to all, may the best act win
I’ll bore you no more as I need my gin

Mrs C 2019


6 Replies to “Roebucks Got Talent”

  1. The poem just sums it all up…. that was the best night ever in the Roebuck. Thank you to you all for a great nights entertainment it was truly a pisser. Amazing pub amazing landlord and amazing punters 😂🕺🏻❤️😂🍻🕺🏻 Can’t wait for the next night in there 🍻

  2. It was absolutely brilliant!! Thanks Paul and Sue, and everyone who took part…can’t wait for RGT 2020! X

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